Marsh’s shock switch 

Shaun Marsh has announced a shock move to Major League Baseball, motivated by Rod Marsh’s demotion from Chairman of Selectors.

“Now that ol’ ‘Iron Gloves’ is gone, I’ll never play for Australia again, so I may as well try something else. If it’s good enough for Jarryd Hayne…”

Marsh hopes to play in the 2017 MLB season and is shopping around for a team.

“Any team who can carry a player that dines out when it’s easy will be a good fit.”

He was hoping to convince brother Mitch to join him, but it wasn’t to be.

“Mitch said he’s focused on becoming Australia’s next Shane Watson: full of potential but a horrible dissapointment.”


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