Mundine to star in “I’m a Celebrity…”

Multi-sport ‘superstar’ athlete Anthony Mundine has been revealed as the latest celebrity in I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here for 2017.

But there’s a catch.

“Most contestants are voted out of the jungle until the last celebrity stands,” said a Channel 10 spokesman. “We’ll be doing our best to make sure Mundine stays in the jungle permanently!”

As part of the deal, Mundine will be guaranteed lifetime victory starting from the 2017 edition and all future I’m a Celebrity series’. The prizemoney will be divided between the losing contestants’ chosen charities.

“It works beautifully! Being the winner every year will appeal to Mundine’s monstorously delusional ego. He’ll be so full of himself, he won’t care that have no plans to release him. Ordinary Aussies only have to tolerate his racist crap for a couple of months on the show. Then he’ll be cut off in the jungle, with only the sound of his own voice for company, even after the show is eventually cancelled. Everybody wins.”

Mundine was excited by this new challenge.

“Bruz, I’m the king of rugby league, the king of boxing and I’ll quickly be the king of the jungle. No racist selectors to hold The Man back and deny his dreams.”

Hosts Dr Chris Brown and Julia Morris have been encouraged to reserve the most disgusting trials for Mundine.

“Watching Mundine eat a dead spider or fresh elephant poop is a guaranteed ratings winner,” said the Channel 10 spokesman.


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